UNCLE BUD'S PEANUTS
Frequently Asked Questions
Not all of these are really frequently asked questions.
However, these are the questions that we wanted to
answer. If you have other, legitimate questions, you can
e-mail us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Are peanuts a fruit or a vegetable?
(Where did you go to school?) Neither. Peanuts belong to
the Goober family, sometimes referred to as legumes.
Do I have to eat the shell n all, like the bag says?
No. When did you start reading what bags say? Besides,
there is no controlling legal authority that requires
you to eat the shell. However, it is highly encouraged
because that's where a lot of the flavor is…you gotta at
least lick it.
Why are your nuts so small?
(Why do you ask?) Actually, the variety of peanuts we
use allows the frying process to render the shell crispy
and edible. The red skinned kernel, though small, is
sweeter than other varieties, which is why we use them.
Can I order single bags rather than a whole case?
Yes, we have updated the online ordering so you can
order a single bag if you would like. However, Uncle Bud
will pay the shipping on orders of $40.00 or more. They
are good for 10 months. Just click on the order here
What flavors do you have?
We have Salted, which is, well, salted; Cajun, which has
a distinct and flavorful Cajun flavor; Garlic, which
leaves a long lasting and impressive garlic taste in
your mouth. If you like garlic, you gotta try these. If
you don't like garlic, there are other uses like
spreading them around and using them for bug repellent.
And for those who like hot peanuts, we have: Hot deep
fried peanuts. Our Hot deep fried peanuts start out
warm, get hot and remain so for the duration. Please be
advised to keep copious amounts of your favorite
beverage on hand to periodically extinguish any
remaining taste buds.